Why does Edward Woodward have so many d's in his name?
If he didn't he'd be called Ewar Woowar
:)
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Why does Edward Woodward have so many d's in his name?
If he didn't he'd be called Ewar Woowar
:)
I think I am developing kleptomania but my doctor has told me not to take anything.
I tried to tell a joke to an eskimo the other day, but Inuit.
How do you get down from an elephant?
[pause to think]
[and a bit more]
You don't get down from an elephant, you get it from a duck.
Doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains. Come on, pull yourself together man
i think somehow during the hardmoors i will be vanishing
We DID NOT walk 500 miles.
And we WOULD NOT walk 500 more.
~The Disclaimers
I overheard our milkman bragging to some people in the pub the other night. He said he'd had sex with every woman on my street except one.
I went home and told my wife what he'd said. She thought for a moment and then said "I bet it's her at number 14, the snooty cow."
Girl in very short skirt is in the back of a cab. Mid-journey, she confesses to the driver that she has no money, but she has 'this'.... and proceeds to flash him a Dutch wink. He has a think and asks, 'You got anything smaller?'
Sorry