Originally Posted by
Travs
:cool: Daz…!!
In fact the very last 'golfing' encounter i had was a few years ago in the heady heights of the Coventry Alliance Saturday Football league. After coming on as substitute, i very quickly found myself involved in fisticuffs with a player from the opposition. I received a booking for my misdemeanours (which amounted to nothing more than getting stamped on, and shoving a guy away who squared up to punch me). My poor adversary was sent off, and disappeared to the changing rooms.
He returned shortly brandishing a golf club, and politely informed me that it was going to shortly be wrapped around my skull. Nothing came of it though. I gave him plenty of opportunity to have a swing, but informed him that if he didn't knock me down with the first attempt i was going to kick seven shades out of him, and he decided to back down.