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    It's only a cold!!!

    No it isn't.
    It's a very nasty, pain inducing and possibly terminal disease that I have. Missus keeps telling me "only a cold" butwhat does she, or any other women, know about men and colds?

    Feeding me paracetemol and hot soup, and being generally intolerant of all my other requests.
    Any of you girlies got a nurses uniform and warm hands?
    Don't roll with a pig in poo. You get covered in poo and the pig likes it.

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    Re: It's only a cold!!!

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    Re: It's only a cold!!!

    Moley, I feel your pain!

    Only a cold indeed! How could they know how we suffer?

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    It has bothered me for a long time how the ladies of this world don't appreciate man flu & how debilitating it can be. They should try getting it and then theyd'e jolly well know what pain is. You have my sympathy.
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    Re: It's only a cold!!!

    Pull yourself together man, doesn't the rubbish need taking out or something?

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    Re: It's only a cold!!!

    Oh dear, doesn't sound like Moleys feeling too well.
    Anyone got a large thermometer, So Mrs Moley can monitor his core temperature?

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    Re: It's only a cold!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by emmilou View Post
    Pull yourself together man, doesn't the rubbish need taking out or something?
    The Missus took all the bins out this morning, I'm far too ill for that.
    Don't roll with a pig in poo. You get covered in poo and the pig likes it.

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    Re: It's only a cold!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by molehill View Post
    The Missus took all the bins out this morning, I'm far too ill for that.
    'Nuff said (with a large sigh)
    Mind you , he's actually that bad that he won't be able to drink alcohol at all for 4 days, and certainly won't be able to take a walk or even a light jog for the next fortnight....
    Now where's that horse thermometer........ and that large diameter tubing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by molehill View Post

    Any of you girlies got a nurses uniform and warm hands?
    Did you have something like this in mind?

    "You gotta put a little bit of ****ing fairy dust over the bastard"

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    Re: It's only a cold!!!

    < sigh!!! >
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