Would it be wrong to excuse..

[OneHillWonder]

...myself from my own hen weekend??

There has been far too much secret texting and emailing going on for my liking and I am more than a little bit frightened!

I am sure humiliating photos will be on facebook by the end of next weekend

[Rodders]

OHW, I didn't have a stag do and my wife didn't have a hen do. We dodged them soundly! If the arrangements are in place, you could always slip out early. Everyone else will be well socially lubricated and will probably hardly notice.

[mr brightside]

...myself from my own hen weekend??

There has been far too much secret texting and emailing going on for my liking and I am more than a little bit frightened!

I am sure humiliating photos will be on facebook by the end of next weekend

I'd cancel it immediately, i really would, but you've got to ask yourself how much you trust the participants and how far they'll go.

[IanDarkpeak]

...myself from my own hen weekend??

There has been far too much secret texting and emailing going on for my liking and I am more than a little bit frightened!

I am sure humiliating photos will be on facebook by the end of next weekend

From what I understand (and I hope i'm not letting any secrets out), apart from the obligatory head dress with condoms hanging from it and the 'L'
sign for your back. it goes like this.

Meet up on friday evening in Keswick around 6.30pm, some where near Moot hall. The pub crawl can then start around 7.00 pm before heading to one of the pubs in Threkeld, A party barrel will be available at Dunmail(as the pubs will be closed) an early pint at Wasdale head for hair of the dog, Plans for Honister remain sketchy but putting sugar in the fuel Tank of a helicopter rings a bell.
A return to keswick for a last drink should just about finish the evening, you can then sit out side and enjoy the Male stripper!!

Have a good one Karen!!

[IanDarkpeak]

I'd cancel it immediately, i really would, but you've got to ask yourself how much you trust the participants and how far they'll go.

I remember joining a rugby do's Stag do when I was 18, the groom had been known as a womaniser, at the end of the evening they on a prearranged signal pounced on the unfortuanate Groom, striped his bottom half, then after warning him not to wriggle, shaved his tackle, sprayed them SILVER!!!!!! and wrote with an permanant marker "Bionic Balls" just above the said objects.

The Bride obviously went mental when she found out.......

But I'm sure nothing that untoward would happen to you Karen........

Any one else spot the Hen Do in Keswick on Saturday Evening

[Al Fowler]

Any one else spot the Hen Do in Keswick on Saturday Evening

Where they having an 'outdoor-shop crawl'?

[IanDarkpeak]

Where they having an 'outdoor-shop crawl'?

I'm not sure, It must be impossible to see through that much maskara and falsh lashes

[OneHillWonder]

Haha IDP I think your description is not far from the truth. There will (no doubt) be far too mach mascara and false lashes. Also, as I stipulated "no pink cowboy hats or any of that tacky stuff" I expect I will be dressed head to foot in the tackiest of tacky stuff, complete with pink cowboy hat

We are going to see Grease, so hopefully I will be safe for a couple of hours

[Derby Tup]

Where are you going OHW? That London?

[OneHillWonder]

Where are you going OHW? That London?

Yep where do I go on my days off from working in London... errrr... London - GENIUS