World Cup v Fell Running

[smoggy]

I' m curently in the position where my daughters (aged 10 and 12) are thinking about what sport they're going to follow. Given the predictable failure of our pampered football team and the public anger that they don't care, is this a ripe opportunity for fell running to try and promote itself? Could Wayne Rooney run up Skiddaw?

[Grouse]

Wayne Rooney couldn't run a bring and buy sale.

[Man from Del Monte]

I' m curently in the position where my daughters (aged 10 and 12) are thinking about what sport they're going to follow. Given the predictable failure of our pampered football team and the public anger that they don't care, is this a ripe opportunity for fell running to try and promote itself? Could Wayne Rooney run up Skiddaw?

Wayne Rooney could not run up a bar bill