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    Re: Cows bloody cows

    Hey, show no fear.
    Just run at it.

    That can't be sensible, can it?
    The b*stard's about to run at me!

    Well, he's randy!
    Yes, I know he is!

    Wants to get down there
    and have sex with those cows.

    Shut up!

    Run at it, shouting!
    Do as he says, start shouting.

    He won't gore you.
    A coward you are, Withnail!

    An expert on bulls
    you are not!

  2. #22

    Re: Cows bloody cows

    Quote Originally Posted by Quosh View Post
    An expert on bulls
    you are not!
    and I always thought he said 'balls'!

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    Re: Cows bloody cows

    Not just runners I'm afraid. A farming friend owns a beef herd and he was kicked by a cow, result was some possible broken ribs

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    Re: Cows bloody cows

    Quote Originally Posted by andygib1982 View Post
    They had mence in there eyes,anyone ever seen the Cravendale milk adverts....
    Mince in their eyes?

    I'm not buying cheap burgers again!

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    Re: Cows bloody cows

    Quote Originally Posted by marty mcfly View Post
    Mince in their eyes?

    I'm not buying cheap burgers again!
    Thats an offal joke

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    Re: Cows bloody cows

    Quote Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak View Post
    Thats an offal joke
    utter tripe

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    Re: Cows bloody cows

    Quote Originally Posted by andygib1982 View Post
    utter tripe
    Oh come on - it's butter than that.

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    Re: Cows bloody cows

    Quote Originally Posted by marty mcfly View Post
    Oh come on - it's butter than that.
    It kidney be worse...

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    Re: Cows bloody cows

    Most amooooosing

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    Re: Cows bloody cows

    I likes cows.

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