Need help.
Stevie was running down bournemouth beach today, and is convinced he saw seven mermaids lifting up their bikini tops.
Does this happen to all men his age?
Has also been shouting "I feel terrific!, Yes!!!!!!" at random intervals.
Is there a cure?
PS Now has two black eyes from running into the lampost
When all else fails and your soul needs a lift - head to the hills
Originally Posted by wynn
not sure of stevies age wynn but yes there isnt a cure im afraid
last week i decided to plummet down a hill curled up in a ball, this i did , got up staggered about a bit then sat down before throwing up . this was caused by stopping off at the local hostelry for 2 shandies on my way home. as for the mermaids err none around here but i regulary see veronica running along the tops
Is also considering whether 6 dead bodies are an acceptable inclusion in the back garden: says he isnt sure who the dead bodies are...
Is this safe?
When all else fails and your soul needs a lift - head to the hills
Help, Is there a cure? Glasses
FYINeed help.
Stevie was running down bournemouth beach today, and is convinced he saw seven mermaids lifting up their bikini tops.
Does this happen to all men his age?
Obviously needs his eyes tested as MERMAIDS DO NOT WEAR BIKINIS.
Regards,
Max.
"Do as little as needed not as much as possible" - Henk Kraayenhof.
Never be afraid to take a profit.
FYI
Obviously needs his eyes tested as MERMAIDS DO NOT WEAR BIKINIS.
Regards,
Max.
Out of curiosity max,
these mermaids you saw....
What were they wearing?
Scales?
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