Hi guys,
Just thought I'd give you an update on what happened. I would have come on earlier but I don't have my phone any more so not been able to get on the internet very easily. My mum doesn't like me using the internet much after catching me on sites showing you how to make home made weapons.
Me and my friend went to the pub after having a few drinks at his and I was feeling confident that I had taken on board all the advice given on here. I'd pre-mixed my washing up liquid and perfected the flip cap technique so was ready to go.
Anyway, the guy came in with with just the one of his mates who I thought looked like a rugby player. We managed to avoid their attention for most of the night but they were between me and the toilet and the WKDs had worked their way through my system and I was bursting for a piss. When he went outside for a smoke, I took my chance and rushed to the loo. I was as quick as I can but its quite hard to piss quickly so I ended up with a lot of splashback.
I was leaving the toilet and as I opened the door, I was confronted by this guy and his mate. Remembering Eavesy's advice, I tried to take him by surprise and went for the ear but I think I'd had too many drinks as I ended up stroking him on the cheek which didn't go down too well. The guy then started shouting "you f*cking f*aggot, get off me" so I went for plan B and started to reach into my pocket for the bottle. His mate saw me reaching for the pocket and shouted "he's got a weapon" as he rugby tackled me to the floor. They searched my pockets and took my phone and the bottle.
The guy who has been after me took the bottle and looked at it. "What's this? It smells like piss" as he threw it on the floor. The bottle exploded as it hit the floor - presumably because of the ammonia and bicarbonate of soda that I'd added to it - and it soaked all 3 of us.
I managed to wriggle free in the disruption and legged it out the door but he still has my phone and was on my facebook all day yesterday pretending to be me leaving nasty messages. He also sent me a message saying that I'm going to get a beating for the incident in the pub.
Got to go now. My mum's telling me to get off the internet.
John