This thread deserves a 'mad moment' 5 stars!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFsKRKEW-Og
Nuff said :closed:
'Take the Long Way Home'
If it is a serious question then try looking for a Krav maga instructor, probably the most useful "martial art" you'll find around as it's all based on real life scenarios. That said, 3 weeks does not an expert make. I would advise just avoiding the guy completely and if he's bothering you at college then report him. Sounds cowardly but in reality it's more sensible then trying to deck him when he's not looking. That will only end in tears, if you succeed then I suspect he'll find somewhere to hide at a later date and ambush you for a real kicking. Best to forget about it and move on, he'll probably leave you alone before long anyway. If you have no choice but to fight then the best course of action is to go for vulnerable spots and then get the hell out of there as soon as you're able.
"Please don't make light of my situation."
This phrase is just what a college attending teenager would use. AS if! I feel cheap and used ( not for the first time). I think it is downright Anti-Social to tease us like this.
I never said I was a teenager (I'm actually 20) - I go college 2 days a week and work the other 3 as a trainee hair stylist. I only came on here for some training advice - I went on the Mens Health forums first but they took the piss out of me.
I've had a think about it and I think going to the pub tomorrow is a bad idea. I don't know how many mates will be with him and if it goes wrong I'll be in big trouble. I should be able to avoid him for the rest of the holidays but he gets the same train as me on my 2 college days so not sure what I can do exactly. The guys a mentalist - I saw him in an argument with someone in the pub once and he smashed a glass over his head to prove how hard he was.
Spoke to my mate again before and he reckons Pepper Spray will work. He has some that his gran uses to keep cats away from flowers so he's gonna give me that.
gonna go running now. Thanks guys!