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    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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    The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. ~Author Unknown
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    All of these quotes are a bit po faced aren't they? . How about some Homer Simpson:

    "Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals........................................... ................ except the weasels"

    "When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle......................... they're on TV"

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    I like:

    'better a house unkempt than a life unlived'

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    and Mae West had some classics

    'its not the men in my life that counts, its the life in my men'

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    'those who are easily shocked, should be shocked more often'


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stolly View Post
    All of these quotes are a bit po faced aren't they? . How about some Homer Simpson:

    "Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals........................................... ................ except the weasels"

    "When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle......................... they're on TV"
    Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get. - Homer Simpson
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    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

    Never really got the hang of that quote
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    For two tyres? How MUCH??

    ..well that was my response to today's quotation! :w00t:

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    “Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?” Clint Eastwood.
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    "F***, f***, f***"

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