One of my students - 'I feel really sorry for my client, he went to the hospital yesterday and they told him he was a beast'
Me - 'would that by any chance have been obese Nick?'
One of my students - 'oh yeah, that one'
One of my students - 'I feel really sorry for my client, he went to the hospital yesterday and they told him he was a beast'
Me - 'would that by any chance have been obese Nick?'
One of my students - 'oh yeah, that one'
The Journey of 1000 miles starts with a single step
"Instructions are just the manufacturer's opinion"
- Some card
"Real men don't need instructions." Tim Taylor. Tool Time Host.
They called me mad and i called them mad and damn them they outvoted me !!!.
great programme on the Beeb tonight about acoustic guitars with many a legend playing but the quote of the night came from Biffy Cyro talking about songs
"If it doesn't sound good when played acoustically it's a crap song"
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If you feel good during a long run, don't worry, it'll wear off!
Hills and Guinness!
Student: " Whitby, isn't that where Dracula was born?"