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    Re: Today's Quotation

    One of my students - 'I feel really sorry for my client, he went to the hospital yesterday and they told him he was a beast'

    Me - 'would that by any chance have been obese Nick?'

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    "Instructions are just the manufacturer's opinion"

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    "Real men don't need instructions." Tim Taylor. Tool Time Host.
    They called me mad and i called them mad and damn them they outvoted me !!!.

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    great programme on the Beeb tonight about acoustic guitars with many a legend playing but the quote of the night came from Biffy Cyro talking about songs

    "If it doesn't sound good when played acoustically it's a crap song"

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    Re: Today's Quotation

    Quote Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak View Post
    great programme on the Beeb tonight about acoustic guitars with many a legend playing but the quote of the night came from Biffy Cyro talking about songs

    "If it doesn't sound good when played acoustically it's a crap song"
    A case in point,

    Last edited by dominion; 02-09-2011 at 11:19 PM.

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    If you feel good during a long run, don't worry, it'll wear off!
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