How about writing the race number on yer arse, so as you cross the line running backwards you win by an arse and not a nose
Never mind Bare-arsed running, I'm specialising in Can't-be arsed running...laughed my bing bongs off HH.
Brilliant HHH.
Just read this at work and almost wet meself laughing.
Now don't you try and cheat Steve by drawing a cleft on your head so you can breach the finishing line first and fool the RO.
They called me mad and i called them mad and damn them they outvoted me !!!.