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    Re: Bob Graham Jokebook

    How about the...

    Mr Robert Graham Esq Round for those who extend it beyond 42 peaks
    LIFE...........for a limited period only!

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    Re: Bob Graham Jokebook

    Have we had he Bob Dylan Round yet ?

    For a long time its been Maybe Some Day and Mama You Been on my Mind
    But don't start with the Disease of Conceit
    and I wouldn't advise Boots of Spanish Leather
    your support (Obviously 5 Believers) will be thinking On A Night Like This please Don't Fall Apart on Me Tonight and they'll be hoping for plenty of Moonlight.

    Ok lets Step It Up and Go
    at some point you'll be
    Blowing in the Wind, but hopefully not a Hurricane
    The forecast says A Hard Rain is Gonna Fall then Buckets of Rain, if so you may end up Down In the Flood.
    Who will give you Shelter From the Storm ? It could be Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 ? Though perhaps not the Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands.

    Can you reach Threlked whilst its Not Dark Yet ?

    To the team at Dunmail you say Meet me In the Morning
    Its misty, which way to High Raise ?- One of Us Must Know, I hope you don't feel like Only a Pawn In their Game. Ahh…here we are on the Paths of Victory, lets keep Pressing On.
    On Scafell Pike you'll be Sittin' On Top Of The World and its all downhill Like a Rolling Stone

    At Wasdale having passed over the Heartland and the Highlands lets hope you think "Guess I'm Doing Fine"
    but are you ? Be Honest With Me
    This climb up Red Pike is Where The Teardrops Fall
    come on Jokerman, you'll get there Bye and Bye
    come on - I know you feel like a Lonesome Hobo, you might be thinking - "Let me Die in My Footsteps" but I Believe in You,
    Trust Yourself.

    Lets hope you are not undone by a Simple Twist of Fate
    at the end, unless Everything is Broken, then its Down the Highway and your supporters will be All Along the Watchtower singing the Ballad of a Thin Man
    hopefully you won't feel too much like a Dead Man on Desolation Row remember Its All Over Now Baby Blue but You Ain't Goin Nowhere very quickly

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    Re: Bob Graham Jokebook

    Blimey Andy, that's impressive. I'd heard of a Bob Graham Parker round, but maybe that was just a rumour!
    "You have brains in your head, your feet in your shoes, you can steer yourself in any direction you choose". Dr Seuss.

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    Re: Bob Graham Jokebook

    Quote Originally Posted by andy k View Post
    Have we had he Bob Dylan Round yet ?

    For a long time its been Maybe Some Day and Mama You Been on my Mind
    But don't start with the Disease of Conceit
    and I wouldn't advise Boots of Spanish Leather
    your support (Obviously 5 Believers) will be thinking On A Night Like This please Don't Fall Apart on Me Tonight and they'll be hoping for plenty of Moonlight.

    Ok lets Step It Up and Go
    at some point you'll be
    Blowing in the Wind, but hopefully not a Hurricane
    The forecast says A Hard Rain is Gonna Fall then Buckets of Rain, if so you may end up Down In the Flood.
    Who will give you Shelter From the Storm ? It could be Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 ? Though perhaps not the Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands.

    Can you reach Threlked whilst its Not Dark Yet ?

    To the team at Dunmail you say Meet me In the Morning
    Its misty, which way to High Raise ?- One of Us Must Know, I hope you don't feel like Only a Pawn In their Game. Ahh…here we are on the Paths of Victory, lets keep Pressing On.
    On Scafell Pike you'll be Sittin' On Top Of The World and its all downhill Like a Rolling Stone

    At Wasdale having passed over the Heartland and the Highlands lets hope you think "Guess I'm Doing Fine"
    but are you ? Be Honest With Me
    This climb up Red Pike is Where The Teardrops Fall
    come on Jokerman, you'll get there Bye and Bye
    come on - I know you feel like a Lonesome Hobo, you might be thinking - "Let me Die in My Footsteps" but I Believe in You,
    Trust Yourself.

    Lets hope you are not undone by a Simple Twist of Fate
    at the end, unless Everything is Broken, then its Down the Highway and your supporters will be All Along the Watchtower singing the Ballad of a Thin Man
    hopefully you won't feel too much like a Dead Man on Desolation Row remember Its All Over Now Baby Blue but You Ain't Goin Nowhere very quickly
    I am impressed!

    Graham
    "...as dry as the Atacama desert".

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    Re: Bob Graham Jokebook

    Quote Originally Posted by Graham Breeze View Post
    I am impressed!

    Graham
    And that's saying something!

    The Chairman impressed with something in BG World.

    Hat's off to Andy K.
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    Re: Bob Graham Jokebook

    Quote Originally Posted by MorganW View Post
    And that's saying something!

    The Chairman impressed with something in BG World.

    Hat's off to Andy K.
    Mmmh. I'm going to have to have a little lie down now so let's keep it our little secret eh?
    "...as dry as the Atacama desert".

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    Re: Bob Graham Jokebook

    Quote Originally Posted by elliptic View Post
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    Mob Graham Round - to be done with 14 other contenders and 178 assorted club members, other halves, forum acquaintances, long-lost relatives, dogs and small children in support... those pretentious low-key solo runners are missing out on the companionship of the fells that makes the whole experience so special!
    Alternatively the Mob Graham Round - paced by members of the Mafia

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    Re: Bob Graham Jokebook

    Is this still going?
    Ok time to continue flogging the dead horse......

    Pob Graham Round - Completed in a pink and yellow striped jumper muttering jibberish to your support crew

    If you don't know who Pob is .... http://www.classickidstv.co.uk/wiki/Pob's_Programme

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    Re: Bob Graham Jokebook

    The Gob Graham Round, done by old punks and marked out beforehand by phlegm rockets!!!

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    Re: Bob Graham Jokebook

    Lob Graham Round - the contender has to catch food & drink lobbed to him on his journey

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