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  1. 11-10-2011, 05:53 PM #1
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    My eyes have just witnessed

    a most disgusting thing in Urmston....

    a fat munter in a white chavy tracksuit, complete with a 6 inch skidmark on her arse.

    my eyes! my eyes :w00t:
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  2. 11-10-2011, 06:10 PM #2
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    Re: My eyes have just witnesse

    Glad i've had me tea before reading that, may not sleep tonight though!
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    Re: My eyes have just witnesse

    Quote Originally Posted by Danbert Nocurry View Post
    a most disgusting thing in Urmston....

    a fat munter in a white chavy tracksuit, complete with a 6 inch skidmark on her arse.

    my eyes! my eyes :w00t:
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  4. 11-10-2011, 09:58 PM #4
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    Re: My eyes have just witnesse

    Bet she didn't have a double barell name Danbert!
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  5. 11-10-2011, 10:13 PM #5
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    Re: My eyes have just witnesse

    Quote Originally Posted by Danbert Nocurry View Post
    a most disgusting thing in Urmston....

    a fat munter in a white chavy tracksuit, complete with a 6 inch skidmark on her arse.

    my eyes! my eyes :w00t:
    nasty, what more can be said
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  6. 11-10-2011, 10:27 PM #6
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    Re: My eyes have just witnesse

    Quote Originally Posted by Ady In Accy View Post
    Bet she didn't have a double barell name Danbert!
    Sheila Skid-Marks?
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  7. 12-10-2011, 10:49 AM #7
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    Re: My eyes have just witnesse

    Quote Originally Posted by stevefoster View Post
    Sheila Skid-Marks?
    Tracey would be more apt.
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