I've been shot.

[Derby Tup]

I nearly trod on a Grouse on tonight's headtorcher :closed:

[plodding bear]

Where did you go? Nice weather for it!!!

[Hes]

I got shot at once when I was on a train (ok, they probably weren't actually targeting me). They made a hole in the window and me and the bloke next to me got moved to first class. Result!!

Glad you survived Grouse, merry Christmas!

[L.F.F.]

I told you - I couldn't get a signal on me frusli bar.

Typical. Miserable gits aren't they.

[Chris K]

Fancy picking on someone called Grouse - glad you're OK. Pellets shouldn't reach the boundary, they possibly hadn't allowed for the windy conditions, but thats no excuse.

[johnmc]

I got hit by a cricket ball when I was running along the path to Hardcastle Crags from Hebden Bridge that runs by the cricket ground, it bounced off my arm into the river!

[Alexandra]

I got hit by a cricket ball when I was running along the path to Hardcastle Crags from Hebden Bridge that runs by the cricket ground, it bounced off my arm into the river!

The punishment fit the crime then!