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    Re: Workman Etiquette in your

    Quote Originally Posted by Muddy Retriever View Post
    We had a bloke come from our insurance company the other day to monitor some wall cracks. He arrived 40 minutes early and I was still in my dressing gown. I was quite miffed at the time but it sounds pretty tame now compared to Danbert's ordeal. What a violation!
    Indeed Muddy. When he comes out (he's still in there by the way) i intend to get a can of de-odouriser and immediately pounce inside the shitter and mince about spraying and choking. Hopefully then, he'll get the message. :w00t:
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    Re: Workman Etiquette in your

    I think it's got something to do with the excitement of being in a new house.

    I used to visit a friend most weekends for a while and I'd always be in the toilet within the first five minutes of being there.

    It became something of a tradition.

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    Re: Workman Etiquette in your

    I suggest you change your avatar to a picture of Kenneth Williams, Danbert, & keep the door locked to everyone but yourself from now on. Once he's out of there of course...
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    Re: Workman Etiquette in your

    Quote Originally Posted by Splatcher View Post
    I suggest you change your avatar to a picture of Kenneth Williams, Danbert, & keep the door locked to everyone but yourself from now on. Once he's out of there of course...

    Been in and had a nosey, all clear.

    He's actually a sound fella. I feel I have besmirched him.

    Still he did shit in my house, I think we're even:w00t:
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    Re: Workman Etiquette in your

    Danbert, have you popped upstairs to check the lad's okay? I like a nice leisurely afternoon sit down but not for over an hour! :closed:
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    Re: Workman Etiquette in your

    Danbert.....Derby Tup is correct. He was in there for over an hour so he's almost certainly cracked one off while in there.

    Come to think of it he's probably used your missus's underwear that he's just replaced in her drawer, still soiled, so that she will think that it was you. :w00t:
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    Re: Workman Etiquette in your

    Quote Originally Posted by Danbert Nocurry View Post
    Been in and had a nosey, all clear.

    He's actually a sound fella. I feel I have besmirched him.

    Still he did shit in my house, I think we're even:w00t:
    Don't go soft on him now Danbert. I think you should circulate a description of this fiend so that fellow forumites who live in your vicinity don't suffer the same fate.

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    Re: Workman Etiquette in your

    Quote Originally Posted by Danbert Nocurry View Post
    We are having a new floor put down today and the bloke who is doing the job is currently in my bathroom shitting his guts out.

    Obviously I am aware the fella can't go a day without taking a crap, but is it wrong for me to be mortified at this action he has taken, especially since he has just been home for his lunch break.

    I feel quite unsettled.


    I might also add that there were quite a few HNNGGHHH's coming from the bathroom and a lot of loud splattering. I'm not game to go in there and will go for a piss in the garden if needs be.

    I fear that there is a mess and if the wife comes home to discover it I will be blamed.
    One of the bosses at work in NZ once told me it infuriated him that people would come to work and have a dump on work time... and not in the morning before they started..

    Good interview by Mancini in the Mail Danbert... he's respectful of Fergie and speaks well.. actually comes across as a decent guy...

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    Re: Workman Etiquette in your

    Quote Originally Posted by IainR View Post
    Good interview by Mancini in the Mail Danbert... he's respectful of Fergie and speaks well.. actually comes across as a decent guy...
    I still bet he'd take a dump round Fergie's gaff given half a chance.

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    Re: Workman Etiquette in your

    Quote Originally Posted by Muddy Retriever View Post
    Don't go soft on him now Danbert. I think you should circulate a description of this fiend so that fellow forumites who live in your vicinity don't suffer the same fate.

    Muddy .....Here is a photo of the constipated bugger.




    Good interview by Mancini in the Mail Danbert... he's respectful of Fergie and speaks well.. actually comes across as a decent guy

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