Workman Etiquette in your home

[wjr]

Going is one thing, not great but in certain circumstances understandable. But using another man's reading material whilst doing so, that's fighting talk!

[Rob Furness]

When you've got to go, you've got to go. But since he'd been home recently that does take the mick a bit, as does spending ages in there.

[IainR]

Muddy .....Here is a photo of the constipated bugger.






The feeling from the United fans at work Iain was that whoever loses on Sunday wins the league

I'm not sure.. I think it could crush us... that's my worry lose that then there is just the league really which could be out of our hands with 1 or 2 more set backs, the Europa will always be just a consolation no matter how nice it'll be to win the sweep of european trophies, but think it could really impact on the young team.. I think we need to win to psychologically believe we can beat you.. at the moment I think only 2-3 of our players, the older ones, have that arrogance and unerring belief that they can always win.. which I think you need..

[Danbert Nocurry]

Indeed Muddy. When he comes out (he's still in there by the way) i intend to get a can of de-odouriser and immediately pounce inside the shitter and mince about spraying and choking. Hopefully then, he'll get the message. :w00t:

Oh yeah, I forgot to add to this thread that he was in there so long that I had to piss in a jar of Dolmio, it was actually touch and go at one point, luckily it just stopped before It reached the top. :w00t:

[Wheeze]

Thanks for resurrecting this one DN, I've often pondered that it was one of more insightful.
The dumpatorium is indeed a place of great sanctity and I would be mortified to have an uninvited discharge in mine.
There is a very strong psychological bond and it does take considerable time to get it 'just right'.
My comfort pile includes:
3 copies of fell runner magazine (various).
Mojo magazine..Pink Floyd and Led Zep special editions.
Q magazine, 100 best concerts of 20th century.
Uncut. various.
PorscheWorld. various.
Stuff. iPad3 special edition.
Used Bike Guide 1983.
Motorcycle Mechanics June 1974 Sports Moped Giant test.

Carefully and judiciously selected from a personal library.

Wots in yours??

[wormstone]

Thanks for resurrecting this one DN, I've often pondered that it was one of more insightful.
The dumpatorium is indeed a place of great sanctity and I would be mortified to have an uninvited discharge in mine.
There is a very strong psychological bond and it does take considerable time to get it 'just right'.
My comfort pile includes:
3 copies of fell runner magazine (various).
Mojo magazine..Pink Floyd and Led Zep special editions.
Q magazine, 100 best concerts of 20th century.
Uncut. various.
PorscheWorld. various.
Stuff. iPad3 special edition.
Used Bike Guide 1983.
Motorcycle Mechanics June 1974 Sports Moped Giant test.

Carefully and judiciously selected from a personal library.

Wots in yours??

Toilet paper

[smellyhelly]

laughing so much at the comments I have peed myself and can't get to bathroom as wife is in there and no dolmio jars to hand.

[L.F.F.]

Toilet paper

By the time he's got through that lot there can't be any need for toilet paper.

Sand blaster maybe.

[Great Uncle Bulgaria]

I am very much siding with Wormstone; never understood the desire for reading material in the bathroom. Firstly, how long do you need? For goodness sake its not that much fun - get on with your lives!. Secondly, its often damp in a bathroom and reading material degrades. lastly, there is a whiff of the unhygienic about the whole arrangement that just does not appeal.
Sorry if I'm out of step here but I just don't get it.

[wormstone]

I am very much siding with Wormstone; never understood the desire for reading material in the bathroom. Firstly, how long do you need? For goodness sake its not that much fun - get on with your lives!. Secondly, its often damp in a bathroom and reading material degrades. lastly, there is a whiff of the unhygienic about the whole arrangement that just does not appeal.
Sorry if I'm out of step here but I just don't get it.

Exactly, GUB. I always get a queasy feeling on visiting loos with a provision of reading matter. I can't help thinking - GERMS.