I didn't actually expect this thread to develop like this but i've just wet myself laughing.
Don't forget to start the race without your Ertha Kitt
Allan Greenwood - Calder Valley Fell Runners
- Keep the revs low in the parking field (I've seen some idiots get inexplicably excited when their car tires hit turf)
- clap those slower than you into the funnel and say 'well done' (it makes us feel mint).
I bet Mike Robinson never finds himself dancing the sour apple quickstep pre-race, turning up in a camper van and all. Just a matter of nipping into the back and logging off.
Luke Appleyard (Wharfedale)- quick on the dissent
Surely you mean downloading first then logging off and clearing cookies?
Hills and Guinness!
Wise words. Like a cad I used the last bog paper in the loo at Marsden before the Trigger. I thought it wise to alert the next customer. He greated the news with a stoic. "We are men, aren't we?". As I washed my hands, all I could hear above the water was the sound effects from the "Turbolax 2000" scene of dumb and dumber. So.... always remember some emergency bog paper!
Last edited by Rodders; 22-01-2012 at 07:53 AM.