It Would Help.....

[Pilgrim]

I always knew it as Douglas Herd

That's a degree for those that put in no effort!

[stringman]

I didn't actually expect this thread to develop like this but i've just wet myself laughing.
Don't forget to start the race without your Ertha Kitt

[Joester]

- Keep the revs low in the parking field (I've seen some idiots get inexplicably excited when their car tires hit turf)
- clap those slower than you into the funnel and say 'well done' (it makes us feel mint).

[mr brightside]

I bet Mike Robinson never finds himself dancing the sour apple quickstep pre-race, turning up in a camper van and all. Just a matter of nipping into the back and logging off.

[stevefoster]

Surely you mean downloading first then logging off and clearing cookies?

[Rodders]

And don't forget t'ave your richard at 'ome before you set off...saves polluting the land around the start area:wink:

Wise words. Like a cad I used the last bog paper in the loo at Marsden before the Trigger. I thought it wise to alert the next customer. He greated the news with a stoic. "We are men, aren't we?". As I washed my hands, all I could hear above the water was the sound effects from the "Turbolax 2000" scene of dumb and dumber. So.... always remember some emergency bog paper!