How to be an elite athlete

[Derby Tup]

Fruit is rubbish. It's expensive. It causes me chronic indigestion, and like you Danbert excessive gases. Therefore apples sound like the perfect major constituent of a fad-diet. As for water: it's great for washing the car :closed:

[that_fjell_guy]

Never, ever wash your car in Old Peculiar!!!

[Danbert Nocurry]

Fruit is rubbish. It's expensive. It causes me chronic indigestion, and like you Danbert excessive gases. Therefore apples sound like the perfect major constituent of a fad-diet. As for water: it's great for washing the car :closed:

Update - My shit has turned runny and is absolutely flying out of me, i've got ring sting and seem to be getting flu like symptoms (i.e. blotchy skin and a runny nose.)

[that_fjell_guy]

Apple Vindaloo?!! Wet-wipes with aloe vera?

[Derby Tup]

Danbert, just stick the Izal in a cool-box by the bog. You'll feel better when all the non-appley badness has, err, passed, so to speak. Keep up the good work :closed:

[Brotherton Lad]

Cider is the way ahead, Danbert. You'll still have the runs but you'll find it funny.