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    ......the english and the summer...




    Whilst at my mates house yesterday afternoon in Langley, his next door neighbour was sat in her back garden with her kids downing jagerbombs.

    Fair enough, it's sunny, it's a nice day, but drinking jagerbombs on your patio... you're not on an 18-30s holiday, love.

    Grown men with their tops off staggering around in the road with a can of fosters...... thought one of them was Keswick Krumble and i was about to mount the curb and run him over, but he is probably in meadowbrook under a 28-day sectioning after another bout of cretine abuse.

    It's a bit of sunshine, you bloody savages!!!!

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    Danbert you frequently light up my day!
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    It's true. There's a park I run through every Sunday and for months it's been deserted apart for the odd dog walker here and there. Then, this week, it was like someone had flicked a switch and the great masses of the unwashed had descended upon the place. I was practically having to hold my nose as I pranced through the crowds.
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    I think the old song sums it up .... " .... mad dogs and Englishmen out in the mid-day sun .... "
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    Re: It's true what they say ab

    Quote Originally Posted by Danbert Nocurry;

    Grown men with their tops off [B
    staggering[/B] around in the road with a can of fosters...... It's a bit of sunshine, you bloody savages!!!!

    :w00t:
    Don't use my name in vain please Danbert.:wink:
    Oh and my top was on and I NEVER drink owt as thin as fosters.

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    Re: It's true what they say ab

    Quote Originally Posted by Danbert Nocurry View Post
    ......the english and the summer...




    Whilst at my mates house yesterday afternoon in Langley, his next door neighbour was sat in her back garden with her kids downing jagerbombs.

    Fair enough, it's sunny, it's a nice day, but drinking jagerbombs on your patio... you're not on an 18-30s holiday, love.

    Grown men with their tops off staggering around in the road with a can of fosters...... thought one of them was Keswick Krumble and i was about to mount the curb and run him over, but he is probably in meadowbrook under a 28-day sectioning after another bout of cretine abuse.

    It's a bit of sunshine, you bloody savages!!!!

    I can't wait for October :w00t:
    Wouldn't have expected anything less. Pretty much the same over in Moston. Can't wait to move back to the Home Valley
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conan187 View Post
    Wouldn't have expected anything less. Pretty much the same over in Moston. Can't wait to move back to the Home Valley
    I'm still shaking my head at jagerbombs, a decent red wine with some paellea and vibrant conversation maybe
    but jagerbombs and oven chips on a patio in Langley? :w00t:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danbert Nocurry View Post
    jagerbombs and oven chips on a patio in Langley? :w00t:
    Could have been worse, surprised it wasn't donner meat. Bet there was some good awful music being played too, and the children went by names such as Rio, or Chantelle.
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    I sat in the garden all day saturday drinking cider, having a BBQ and playing rummy with my kids (I won, stole all their pocket money to pay for the cider etc.)

    Had my top off and everything

    There are some right miserable bastards on here :angry:
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    .. and I bet you've got a patio, as well.

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