I'm putting in my bid for the title - surely nobody else is slower? I know I'm a lousy road cyclist, but is there anyone else out there as slow, surely not? Took the bike out today (first time for a week), but struggled from the start, I know it's all hills, but my computer said 26 miles in 2hr12m at 11.7mph. And that doesn't include the "little stops" to eat drink and recuperate at the top of hills .
How on earth do most of you go so bloody fast?