run into an open car door..
run into an open car door..
think of clodhoppers avatar...
Think it would be fun to race that farmer's guard dog to the end of the field....
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Sleep.
Re: things not to do when runn
always remember to turn your back to the wind before you peeeeeeeeee.
Max.
"Do as little as needed not as much as possible" - Henk Kraayenhof.
Never be afraid to take a profit.
Try and tie your laces up.
erm.. do that most days but normally loose the sprint, they normally let me go after i have given them some attention.Originally Posted by Vince
see that there are cows in the field, with a bull in the middle of the herd that decides you ain't it's mate.
On a freezing Winter's day - clutch your gonads with your hands inside your Ron Hill's.
Trust me. . . . . you won't get them out in time, when you fall over. (Your hands that is, not your gonads !!)
Look over your shoulder to let your mate know it’s only down this hill! Then fall and slide a few meters down the gravel track
Or, try to slow your self down on a steep decent by grabbing an electric fence
Smooth Move!!
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