Danbert had some how.........

[Danbert Nocurry]

..............regressed back in time to being 15when I left him in disgust earlier this afternoon. He'd managed to persuade an unsuspecting bloke to go into Victoria Wine Off License and get him 8 bottles of White Lightning and a 4-pack of Skol.. he'd got intentions of drinking the lot, know doubt he's now currently sat on a bench outside Middleton Arndale shopping precinct pissed out of his head, hurling abuse at passing pensioners, chucking sausage rolls around and trying to rile the grammar school kids into a fight. He'd better stay at his mums tonight, if he comes anywhere near this house tonight there really will be trouble.

[IainR]

Skol was quality.. 8 cans for £5 IIRC.. 4 each.. 2.50 spent.. nicely drunk for the school disco... I miss cheap nights...

[shaunaneto]

I've built up a stereotyped image of Danbert over the years, which has just been reinforced.

[Danbert Nocurry]

..............regressed back in time to being 15when I left him in disgust earlier this afternoon. He'd managed to persuade an unsuspecting bloke to go into Victoria Wine Off License and get him 8 bottles of White Lightning and a 4-pack of Skol.. he'd got intentions of drinking the lot, know doubt he's now currently sat on a bench outside Middleton Arndale shopping precinct pissed out of his head, hurling abuse at passing pensioners, chucking sausage rolls around and trying to rile the grammar school kids into a fight. He'd better stay at his mums tonight, if he comes anywhere near this house tonight there really will be trouble.

Very funny Janet. Rest assured this will be the last time I leave my FRA forum account open whilst still signed in.

[shaunaneto]

I find this officially amusing

[Splatcher]

I find this officially amusing

Well yes, as long as Janet actually exists & made the post. If not, it's a bit sad isn't it? Maybe he ought to get out a bit more.

[shaunaneto]

Well, I'm quite partial to schadenfreude so it's a result either way.

[Splatcher]

Well, I'm quite partial to schadenfreude so it's a result either way.

Yes that's true. I wonder whether getting an imaginary friend would spice up my life in the same way? Not sure Mrs Splatcher would approve though...