BBC distraction site
It says at my marathon pace it's going to take me 4768 years to get to Jupiter and 9673 years to get to Saturn. I hope the planets are in the expeditious alignment they were in when the Voyagers launched..
Meanwhile, in case you imagined that Space is a cold, dark void, here's the artist's impression of Voyager 1 in the Caribbean, um, I mean Surfing the Edge of the Solar System