Ask Molehill if you could borrow his nuclear reactor.
This may mutate your rat and their offspring may be coloured green :w00t:
This assumes your rat is not homosexual, in which case it may want to marry you first.
Make sure you have full body cover, acceptable to FRA standards (IDP will advise you), before meeting Moley (and don't fold your number under any circumstances!)
It is recommended that you check the weather forecast first as you may not be able to join the Club if it takes longer than 24 hours.
PS Check the price of gold first. The Heathens may advise you to dispose of your hoardings before you mutate.:sneaky:
PPS If you had fed your garden birds some trill, the pigeon would not have died first.
This would have prevent your rat committing necrophilia.