Oh yes, I can quite see the need, public safety and all...
However, how about a series of cryptic clues by which those of us keen and deciated amongst us could deduce the revelation...?
Or we could make it a ticket-only affair? We could number the ticket's so ebay trading is disallowed...
I'm quite sure, nay, I'm without doubt, that JJ would want to share her glory with her forum friends...
...there's a hill nearby missing its fool...