vodka & what???

[Stagger]

Over a period I have been trying various mixers:-

Coke
Iron bru
Vimto
Lemonade
Milk
Dandelion & burdock
Red bull
Lime juice

Has anyone found the perfect mixer?

[wharfeego]

...Has anyone found the perfect mixer?

Yes, vodka and sink waste pipe.

[noel]

Having worked in a lab for a while, vodka always seemed too much like the industrial stuff and less like a drink.

[Derby Tup]

Vodka's for kids and elderly drunks. No thanks

[Stagger]

I beg your pardon Gentleman.

Mr Bond, James Bond was a vodka connoisseur.

[anthonykay]

Vodka's for kids and elderly drunks. No thanks

I hope there aren't any Russians around your way.

[rileforce]

Vodka Pineapple

[Wheeze]

Vodka and cork....for the bottle. Add a key for the cupboard to lock it in.

Take your shot glass, put it in your bumbag.
Toil up a gnarly craggy mountain.
Find a crystal spring somewhere near the summit.
Retrieve shot glass, fill it and sip.

Better than any chemical slop cooked up by the ruskie wood industry. Forget about Mr Bond. Don't forget he was also an 80-a-day man!

[noel]

I beg your pardon Gentleman.

Mr Bond, James Bond was a vodka connoisseur.

It goes to show how you can make something sounds glamorous by putting it in books and films. Vodka Martini is disgusting stuff.

"Thanks evil villain, I'll have a pint of guinness and blackcurrant with a pernod sinker". Do you think that would have worked just as well?

[Jez Hellewell]

I was in a bar in Corsica, for my 21st, with the missus back in 1992 & they offered her a vodka, hot milk & sugar. She said it was incredible! I stuck to beer.