Some cheeky upstart told me yesterday I reminded him of his dad. Blooming young hipster kid. Tattoos, big red beard, ear-rings. Couldn't have been much more than 35; 40 tops. Pesky kids . . .
Some cheeky upstart told me yesterday I reminded him of his dad. Blooming young hipster kid. Tattoos, big red beard, ear-rings. Couldn't have been much more than 35; 40 tops. Pesky kids . . .
Poacher turned game-keeper
Sadly not Ian, but maybe see you in a Bowland bog (or pub) soon . . .
Poacher turned game-keeper
"Spooky" spiders webs, skellingtons (sic), pumpkins and bats. Our local High street has adorned windows from an estate agents, curry house and a chemist with this rubbish. Grow up.
Better off skellingtons than deep fill mice pies. We haven't even put the clocks back or celebrated Diwali yet . . .
Poacher turned game-keeper
Aaarrgghhh.
Obviously they've all got shoes now so now the FB waves are polluted with request for suggestions for best waterproofs!!
What is it with these muppetts? Can't they do anything for themselves???????
Oh god...it'll be suggestions for best head torch next!
F me!!
Simon Blease
Monmouth
Well Simon, us old grumps have the authoritative answers on those three topics;-
Clogs with iron carkers
Helly Hansen oilskins, as per the 1880 originals
Brass hurricane lamps - carried aloft in the R hand .... none of this noncey strapping it to your head business.
Somewhat disappointed with you being tempted to peek at that Bookface malarkey ... really undermines your street cred.
Last edited by wheezing donkey; 23-10-2017 at 11:48 PM.
I was a bit of an oddball until I was abducted by aliens; but I'm perfectly OK now!
I know
I'm addicted to cute kittens though!
Simon Blease
Monmouth