So you've run the thousand metres
and Snowdon's just a jog,
and you've done the South Wales Traverse as a day out with the dog.
But you've heard the old men talking
of a race that used to be,
that makes these other epics
seem a stroll before your tea
So here's your chance to join the club
of those that boast they've run
the race that makes the hard men cry
the ................, that the one!
If you can complete this little ditty then you may be eligible for a place on the start line. Oh, and you need to be prepared for 6 hours of unrelenting misery And its not a race. And you need to be able to navigate, well