Your reason for not working...

[Vince]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2007...workandcareers

I hasten to say I am not on it but it probably it is a pain in the rear how much is given (like 380 people have claimed )

[dominion]

Is "Can't be arsed to work" listed??

[Mud]

[OneHillWonder]

i like it (Mud's pic not work)

i am tired today can i go home please?

[Vince]

Some 200 men claimed incapacity benefit due to swollen testicles

.....sorry, can't resist this one....
It is amazing the balls that some people have to write the things they do to claim

[Leeds Rhino]

I used to work for DEFRA and next door was the building where 'long term unemployed due to sickness skivers 'used to go for medical check ups. I've seen them hobbling out the gate,turn the corner and then sprint to the bus stop if there was one coming !

[XRunner]

Because I am looking at the FRA forum

[XRunner]

I'm thinking of getting a woman pregnant. How much time off is it?

I didn't realise that thinking would actually get a woman pregnant.

If you succeed then the time off will be a lifetime.
If you are unsuccessful, then it may only take less than an hour but it should be great fun.