Ey, lost weight. 16 stone and counting. Also had a hair cut, so no way I looked like a Highland Coo (talking of hair Smurf...)
Anyway Pendle P alright beating me on the short sprints, but what about the longer stuff? I know a race with free cake, food and beer. Fancy the Anni Waltz? Right up your street once you get that odd running style sorted out
Nah i'll stick to what i'm good at with the shorter races thanks. Which means that you will be admiring me(and my perfect running style) from a distance for a long long time