Tap Dancing

[Danbert Nocurry]

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just be careful not to fall into the sink

[stevefoster]

Bloke i used to work with. His brother comes home from pub, drunk, decides to have a bath, falls bum first on tap Ends up in hospital. His nickname?
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TAP DANCER

[AllanT]

I think you two are heading for a regimental bath.....

[XRunner]

How do you get rid of water on the brain?
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.Get a tap on the head...

[stevefoster]

I have a good head for money.
I have a slot in it

[harrymoon]

OK this guy brings a bodiless head into a bar,
the head asks the bartender for a drink and after
he is finished POOF a torso appears. SO the head
asks for another drink and after it finishes
POOF arms come out of the torso. So the head asks
the bartender for another drink and when hes finished
POOF Legs appear. So the head is thinking "hey,
this stuff is great" so the head asks the bartender
for one more drink for the rode and POOF his whole
body dissapears. The bartender turns to him and says
"You should have quit while you were a Head."