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    checkout girls

    i went to tesco in ilkeston last night and im still undecided as to which store out of tesco,morrisons,asda,sainsburys has the best checkout girls.

    no dont laugh i dont just mean sexy lookin like im talkin about a variety of things

    here at work we genuinly have a points system for the girls at tesco

    you get a point for each of the followin

    looks
    conversation
    speed of handing down scanned items
    accuracy of handin down items
    cleanliness of uniform
    how close they can stop the belt with your stuff on it
    frozen packing skills
    what type of shoes they were ( heels or not )
    remeberin to ask for club card
    speed of asking you if you need help with packin( even if you only have a bottle of milk

    they can get bonus points for askin about wot type of day you have had an stuff
    as yet we have not had any date offers yet with the lads here
    so we are thinking of switchin to aldi

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    Re: checkout girls

    Quote Originally Posted by daz h View Post
    i went to tesco in ilkeston last night and im still undecided as to which store out of tesco,morrisons,asda,sainsburys has the best checkout girls.

    no dont laugh i dont just mean sexy lookin like im talkin about a variety of things

    here at work we genuinly have a points system for the girls at tesco

    you get a point for each of the followin

    looks
    conversation
    speed of handing down scanned items
    accuracy of handin down items
    cleanliness of uniform
    how close they can stop the belt with your stuff on it
    frozen packing skills
    what type of shoes they were ( heels or not )
    remeberin to ask for club card
    speed of asking you if you need help with packin( even if you only have a bottle of milk

    they can get bonus points for askin about wot type of day you have had an stuff
    as yet we have not had any date offers yet with the lads here
    so we are thinking of switchin to aldi
    If you want exotic girls, then go to my local supermarket, they've got loads of Asian babes there!!!
    I'm so naughty!!!!!!

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    Re: checkout girls

    Quote Originally Posted by AllanT View Post
    If you want exotic girls, then go to my local supermarket, they've got loads of Asian babes there!!!

    we have a couple of luvley italian ladies in ours , yum
    gina

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    Re: checkout girls

    Quote Originally Posted by daz h View Post
    we have a couple of luvley italian ladies in ours , yum
    gina

    A mate of mine used to go out with an Italian lass, her name was Jussepina (not sure if that how you spell it). Certain wags always used to make a point of pronouncing it as Juicypenis!!!... :-0
    I'm so naughty!!!!!!

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    Re: checkout girls

    Quote Originally Posted by AllanT View Post
    A mate of mine used to go out with an Italian lass, her name was Jussepina (not sure if that how you spell it). Certain wags always used to make a point of pronouncing it as Juicypenis!!!... :-0
    gina has got luvley light brown olive skin with black hair and nice red lips
    she is ace

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    Re: checkout girls

    Quote Originally Posted by daz h View Post
    i went to tesco in ilkeston last night and im still undecided as to which store out of tesco,morrisons,asda,sainsburys has the best checkout girls.

    no dont laugh i dont just mean sexy lookin like im talkin about a variety of things

    here at work we genuinly have a points system for the girls at tesco

    you get a point for each of the followin

    looks
    conversation
    speed of handing down scanned items
    accuracy of handin down items
    cleanliness of uniform
    how close they can stop the belt with your stuff on it
    frozen packing skills
    what type of shoes they were ( heels or not )
    remeberin to ask for club card
    speed of asking you if you need help with packin( even if you only have a bottle of milk

    they can get bonus points for askin about wot type of day you have had an stuff
    as yet we have not had any date offers yet with the lads here
    so we are thinking of switchin to aldi
    Mate, you need to get out more!

    I only use Morrison's or individual local shops (butcher's, greengrocer's etc.) Morrisons has some nice checkout girls (but not the 18 yr old one that asked me for ID to by booze - I'm 32!)
    I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep.

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    ...and probably some nice lads too (in the interest of equality!)
    I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep.

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    Re: checkout girls

    I hate Morrisons..... I have no real idea why, I just can't be doing with the place! The checkout staff are all crap. The bloke that helps you pack at my local one makes packing twice as slow!

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    Re: checkout girls

    Quote Originally Posted by daz h View Post
    we have a couple of luvley italian ladies in ours , yum
    gina
    Where are you shopping then Daz?

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    Re: checkout girls

    Quote Originally Posted by DanAzz View Post
    Where are you shopping then Daz?
    tesco
    thats where gina works
    she has the redest lipstick i have ever seen
    she is beutifull

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