Fash in the Attic.
Old people desperate for cash to spend on heating look for family heirlooms and find John Fashanu living in their attic.
Awooga.
Dancing With Stars In Their Eyes
Where the couples go binge drinking in various city centres on Friday/Saturday nights, get into a fight, and then get voted in/out by the baying crowds in Ben Sherman shirts/lates from New Look.
Ramsays Kitchen Nightmare on Elm Street
Find a restaurant on Elm Street (gotta be one somewhere). Gordon has to cook wearing a blindfold while anybody with a spare fiver can wear Freddie Kruger style slashing gloves and set about the stupid **** for ten minutes.
Wife Swap Shop
Hosted by Noel Edmonds. Reality TV meets suburban swinging. Viewers get to auction their own wives and bid on others. Then we all watch the hilarity that ensues.
One Man and his Ross Kemp's Ultimate Gangs
Blue Peter Kay
Ultimate Shed Makeover Challenge on Ice with Sarah Green
Camberwick Green Room
Friday Night with Jonathan King
Beale or no Beale: Eastenders Ian Beale's wife has a baby and you have to guess if Ian's really the father.
Match of the Day/of the Triffids/of the Jackal/the earth caught fire. Content varies every week.