Donald and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room but Daisy said they couldnt have sex unless Donald got a condom. Donald went down to the front desk and asked the hotel clerk if they had any condoms.
'Yes we do' the clerk said and he pulled one out from under the counter. The clerk asked 'Would you like me to put it on your bill? 'No' Donald quacked 'What sort of pervert do you think i am?'