Bloke parks his brand
new Porsche in front of the office to show it off
to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding
along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.
More than a little distraught, the Man grabs his mobile and calls the
police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a
chance to ask any questions, he starts screaming hysterically:
"My Porsche, my beautiful black Porsche is ruined. No matter how
long at
the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"
After he finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head
in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Porsche owners
are," he
says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't
notice
anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the
bloke
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realize that your right arm was
torn
off when the truck hit you."
Porsche owner looks down in absolute horror "F***ING
HELL!!!!!!" he
screams........ "Where's my Rolex ????..."