Quiet Around Here

[daz h]

Todays depressing fact. From tomorow I will be on nights fixing stuff for the next four nights

contract electricians always roll up wit one of those magic screwdrivers and start testin stuff
you ask them wots the problem and how long to fix it

the answer usually goes sommert like tis

well errm well umm err its like your 3.5milliamp diode triple circuit contact trip breaker has tripped out and took your main transformer and inverter unit with it , not to mention your 4 way pulsin contactor as well.


basicall that means the f,.,.,n fuse has gone mate and we are havin your pants down
sign here and we will crack on

[Joliver Jim]

Damn. That's incredibly depressing then.

The devastating news is that the company firewall has taken to forbiding me access to the forum. I don't know how I will cope. I was just starting to get on speaking terms with the slurpy spiders too. interesting the conversations you can have with them at 3 oclock in the morning

[clodhopper]

contract electricians always roll up wit one of those magic screwdrivers and start testin stuff
you ask them wots the problem and how long to fix it

the answer usually goes sommert like tis

wellerrm well umm err its like your 3.5milliamp diode triple circuit contact trip breaker has tripped out and took your main transformer and inverter unit with it , not to mention your 4 way pulsin contactor as well.


basicall that means the f,.,.,n fuse has gone mate and we are havin your pants down
sign here and we will crack on

No it's usually the warp core or a plasma conduit thats fecked. And I really hate it when your scratching your head completely baffeled, the lines stopped and your loosing a squillion pound a second and sombody asks "wots the problem and how long to fix it" Sometimes my restraint knows no bounds.

[Feet in the Cowclaps]

I think all blokes of a certain age had a crush on her.

God knows what she saw in that Mike Smith bloke.

[Dick]

how does ray mears get fat eatin nettles and bark

LOL that's the funniest post I've read all day! I love Ray Mears, but that was very funny.

[Anorak]

I used to have a crush on Sarah Greene. Remember her?

Her nickname at university was something like bedspread...for obvious reasons.
i would have done her though.

[Dick]

i would have done her though.

Yup.

..and Sarah Jane from Cbeebies too, and the girl off "Milkshake" on channel 5.

[Dick]

Her nickname at university was something like bedspread...for obvious reasons

Because she was warm?

[Anorak]

As a (very) young lad i had a thing about jaclyn Smith from charlies angels

[Dick]

I'm out of here guys. Good night and love to all xx