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    Things I cannot do...

    Interestingly I have noticed that there are a few things I cannot do with one functioning arm and leg. These are shopping, washing up, cooking, washing, ironing. Is there a common theme here and are there other things I should not do in order to avoid the psychological damage of failure at a delicate stage of my recovery?

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    Re: Things I cannot do...

    Making the bed, cutting up your meals with a knife & fork; both give your S.O. an ideal opportunity to demonstrate just how much she is totally infatuated by you.

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    Setting the table, clearing the table after eating.....erm, cleaning your teeth....shuting doors after yourself.
    Reaching for your drink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Fowler View Post
    Reaching for your drink.
    Oh definitely this one. You need a straw.

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    No. 2s might be tricky....

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    Rules out quite a few of the activities illustrated on the pages of the Karma Sutra.

    Allegedly.
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    Yes if you cannot reach for your own drink, how do you expect to fulfill your role with the Karma Sutra, i would ask for a bell...

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    No more shaking hands with the govener of love aswel.

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    Re: Things I cannot do...

    Quote Originally Posted by Al Fowler View Post
    No more shaking hands with the govener of love aswel.
    I have just wet myself reading that.
    Mrs G thinks its funny too !
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    Re: Things I cannot do...

    Quote Originally Posted by anorak View Post
    i Have Just Wet Myself Reading That.
    Mrs G Thinks Its Funny Too !
    Ha

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