Man Flu

[stevefoster]

Classic Hamish

[freckle]

Ooops, wrong thread.

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

(Anon)

x runner i am shocked but amused

image: 100 metre dash to poetry thread

[XRunner]

x runner i am shocked but amused

image: 100 metre dash to poetry thread

It took you five minutes to dash home from here

[freckle]

It took you five minutes to dash home from here

that just about says it all!

[ZootHornRollo]

deaf-mute

that's a bit unpleasant really isn't it.

[stevefoster]

Felt crap last night, woke up this morning with full-blown Man Flu, glad i didn't enter the 3ppp's cyclocross now:-(

[Derby Tup]

Full blown MANflu is terrible

[stevefoster]

Full blown MANflu is terrible

It bloody is mate, 6m walk with dog has failed to cure me, lets hope a few strongbow's will see it off tonight, glad to be watching the cyclocross tomorrow instead of riding it.

Off to suffer in silence

Shuffles off to kitchen for a can, moaning and whinging as he goes.

[Derby Tup]

You still with us Fosterlegs?

[stevefoster]

You still with us Fosterlegs?

Only just mate, only just