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    Today's News

    Get out of the car!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dominion View Post
    Get out of the car!!

    even WITH my glasses on I can't read that

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    Re: Todays News

    Silly old bag haha - and no Em, im not talking about you!

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    Re: Todays News

    Haha....
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    ah read it now!!! Have to have the forum screen very very ickle at work!!

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    Re: Todays News

    Quote Originally Posted by dominion View Post
    Get out of the car!!
    Reminds me of when we were apprentoids. One night every week, 4 of us would go to the swimming baths, directly after work. On this particular night, one of the lads, Tom, had borrowed his mother's pale blue Austin 1100. He drove us down to the baths and parked in the "front row" on the car park.
    After the swim, Tom unlocked the car, we all piled in, he started the engine, put it in first gear then screamed, "Some ba5teward has pinched the wing mirrors! Hang-on though, there's no holes in the wings?"
    We looked around, his mother's (identical, apart from the mirrors) car was directly behind the one that we were sat in.
    Someone had started a new "front row".
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    Re: Today's News

    The police firearms team finally get an acceptable shoot to kill target and they only wound them?. Now we have to pay for their medical bills, trial and imprisonment. Come on lads if you can shoot and kill some mentally incapacitated person who waves a stick at you then you can certainly polish off some murdering terrorist *astards!

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