Get out of the car!!
Get out of the car!!
Silly old bag haha - and no Em, im not talking about you!
Haha....
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My island is very nice
ah read it now!!! Have to have the forum screen very very ickle at work!!
Luke Appleyard (Wharfedale)- quick on the dissent
Reminds me of when we were apprentoids. One night every week, 4 of us would go to the swimming baths, directly after work. On this particular night, one of the lads, Tom, had borrowed his mother's pale blue Austin 1100. He drove us down to the baths and parked in the "front row" on the car park.
After the swim, Tom unlocked the car, we all piled in, he started the engine, put it in first gear then screamed, "Some ba5teward has pinched the wing mirrors! Hang-on though, there's no holes in the wings?"
We looked around, his mother's (identical, apart from the mirrors) car was directly behind the one that we were sat in.
Someone had started a new "front row".
Last edited by wheezing donkey; 29-10-2012 at 02:19 AM.
I was a bit of an oddball until I was abducted by aliens; but I'm perfectly OK now!
The police firearms team finally get an acceptable shoot to kill target and they only wound them?. Now we have to pay for their medical bills, trial and imprisonment. Come on lads if you can shoot and kill some mentally incapacitated person who waves a stick at you then you can certainly polish off some murdering terrorist *astards!