zombie attack what's your plan

[Datt]

Scientists have recently worked out a mathematical formula on how to survive a zombie attack

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/08/zombies/

[noel]

This mathematical model doesn't take into account the main aspects of most zombie attacks.

There is no constant to represent the stupidity of the uninfected to do things like:

• Close a flimsy paper-thin door on a zombie and then lean their back on the door looking completely relieved until the zombie breaks through.

• Let their guard down and start having long luxurious showers.

• Let one of the zombies into the house because they were childhood sweethearts.

• Decide to go and rescue someone from the most zombie-infested area, usually at night, and in a car that doesn't work properly.

• Scream loudly while not running away or fighting.

[OneHillWonder]

Exactly noel

And this is why THE ZOMBIES WILL ALWAYS WIN.

(sorry)