Why does Edward Woodward have so many d's in his name?
If he didn't he'd be called Ewar Woowar
Why does Edward Woodward have so many d's in his name?
If he didn't he'd be called Ewar Woowar
I M Povey New Marske Harriers
http://manwithoutashed.blogspot.com
I think I am developing kleptomania but my doctor has told me not to take anything.
I tried to tell a joke to an eskimo the other day, but Inuit.
How do you get down from an elephant?
[pause to think]
[and a bit more]
You don't get down from an elephant, you get it from a duck.
Doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains. Come on, pull yourself together man
Poacher turned game-keeper
i think somehow during the hardmoors i will be vanishing
We DID NOT walk 500 miles.
And we WOULD NOT walk 500 more.
~The Disclaimers
I overheard our milkman bragging to some people in the pub the other night. He said he'd had sex with every woman on my street except one.
I went home and told my wife what he'd said. She thought for a moment and then said "I bet it's her at number 14, the snooty cow."
Girl in very short skirt is in the back of a cab. Mid-journey, she confesses to the driver that she has no money, but she has 'this'.... and proceeds to flash him a Dutch wink. He has a think and asks, 'You got anything smaller?'
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