Small heavy things

[Mud]

Some sciency blokes have discovered a new super-heavy element, and they don't know what to call it.

I think we ought to suggest they call it Danbert.

[TheHeathens]

They should call it "Night after a Chicken Vindaloo"

[bestathlete]

There have only been four instances of these atoms existing and they last for milliseconds before breaking up. I think I'll stick with lead and copper for the time being - not sure if I would fit a particle accelarator in the van anyway tbh