My official rejection

[Alphin]

I may be a little podgy but i think i more than qualify as healthy in the eyes of ronald mcdonald the paedo clown

Damn this dyslexia, I initially read the thread title as "My official erection", and then carried on reading and couldn't quite figure out why McDonalds were accepting erections in the first place.....

[TurboTom]

Damn this dyslexia, I initially read the thread title as "My official erection", and then carried on reading and couldn't quite figure out why McDonalds were accepting erections in the first place.....

Because they are cheap . Like the gristle used in the burgers. Honestly i wouldnt feed some of the stuff to POWs. Especially the milkshakes. I may offer my services as a mole to KFC

[Silly Big Fella]

After university, I applied to work in Safeway. I got rejected too, not even good enough to stack shelves!

[lilactime]

should have got yourself a facefull of zits

[nikalas]

I got sacked one summer from Sommerfields for playing cricket with the produce... ahhh, those halcyon days of youthful folly.

[AllanT]

After university, I applied to work in Safeway. I got rejected too, not even good enough to stack shelves!

Had the same experience after A-Levels too (didn't go to uni...yet....).

[dominion]

I left school with bugger all qualifications and got the first job I applied for. Education is overrated!

[Clash City Rocker]

I left school with bugger all qualifications and got the first job I applied for. Education is overrated!

Only by those who are uneducated

[TurboTom]

Alas years later and I now have a McJob

[that_fjell_guy]

I'm veggie so I never had a McJobbie!