Don't roll with a pig in poo. You get covered in poo and the pig likes it.
If you happen to get a late entry... and there's space in the tent...
"You gotta put a little bit of ****ing fairy dust over the bastard"
Of course... been dreaming of such a chance for years, me, The Missus and a million sheep... what more could a red-blooded male ask for!
"You gotta put a little bit of ****ing fairy dust over the bastard"