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    Bad things to say at a wedding

    we have a wedding to go to at the weekend, so the worst of the things you have heard or said so i know not to spout owt stupid!

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    Re: Bad things to say at a wed

    'I thought you were already wed' usually raises a few eyebrows.

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    I Do ....

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    Re: Bad things to say at a wed

    When he says the "Does anyone know of any reason why these two should not be joined in lawful matrimony" bit, don't say ANYTHING, unless of course you DO know of any reason.

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    Re: Bad things to say at a wed

    "The best shield is to accept the pain, then what can really destroy me?"

    http://garyufm.blogspot.co.uk

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    Re: Bad things to say at a wed

    Quote Originally Posted by southernsoftie View Post
    I always quite liked the Four Weddings one.

    As to going to weddings...it is an incredibly tedious occupation. Just when you think you are getting past it and everyone you know is married...........................

    .....................they start on the second round.

    They are blumming expensive too.

    And I'm even getting sick of the hen nights/weekends.

    Am I old?

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    Re: Bad things to say at a wed

    Quote Originally Posted by millipede View Post
    I always quite liked the Four Weddings one.

    As to going to weddings...it is an incredibly tedious occupation. Just when you think you are getting past it and everyone you know is married...........................

    .....................they start on the second round.

    They are blumming expensive too.

    And I'm even getting sick of the hen nights/weekends.

    Am I old?
    No not old
    Possibly you need to try another type of night out ?

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    Re: Bad things to say at a wed

    go to a beautiful city like prague or riva and its full of pissed up brits

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    Re: Bad things to say at a wed

    Quote Originally Posted by lilactime View Post
    go to a beautiful city like prague or riva and its full of pissed up brits
    or even Riga: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8185159.stm

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    Re: Bad things to say at a wed

    Don't repeat the line from a minute in if you're talking to the vicar!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4t03uBWYCw
    "You gotta put a little bit of ****ing fairy dust over the bastard"

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