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    Wink Courting on the fells

    Whilst out last night in the Chew Valley I came across a "courting couple" who were, ahem, very intimate. Bizarrely enough, they were lying in the tussocks about half way up the climb to Whimberry, near Ramsden Clough.

    Keep in mind the conditions (driving showers every 10mins and gusting wind) which you would have thought would have been a "passion killer"; it was bloomin' nippy out in shorts let alone thinking about getting up to any hanky panky. Still, they seemed happy enough.

    Anybody else caught a couple unawares?

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    Re: Courting on the fells

    I happened on a large redhead ' giving head' to a guy on the Rossendale 'Round the Hills' route once.........he was a bit of an old codger and I was tempted to ask how much she was charging.

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    Re: Courting on the fells

    Quote Originally Posted by jodg View Post
    Whilst out last night in the Chew Valley I came across a "courting couple" who were, ahem, very intimate. Bizarrely enough, they were lying in the tussocks about half way up the climb to Whimberry, near Ramsden Clough.

    Keep in mind the conditions (driving showers every 10mins and gusting wind) which you would have thought would have been a "passion killer"; it was bloomin' nippy out in shorts let alone thinking about getting up to any hanky panky. Still, they seemed happy enough.
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    Did he have a Borrowdale vest on?
    It wasnt that little fella Mr.......... was it?

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    Re: Courting on the fells

    Quote Originally Posted by john doe View Post
    I happened on a large redhead ' giving head' to a guy on the Rossendale 'Round the Hills' route once.........he was a bit of an old codger and I was tempted to ask how much she was charging.
    Twasn't Disco Stan or Cantona was it perchance?

    A good friend of mine claimed that he saw a guy giving a girl a bum job while doing hill reps at an local beauty spot in my homeland.....the couple had no shame and continued

    I once nearly got frisky on the hills with my wife but a sense of indecency got the hold of me and we just took pictures sitting on the stile.
    Last edited by FellMonster; 04-09-2009 at 05:16 PM.

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    Re: Courting on the fells

    Quote Originally Posted by Fat-Lad View Post
    Did he have a Borrowdale vest on?
    It wasnt that little fella Mr.......... was it?
    Didn't recognise them if that's what you mean. Unless it was one of the Saddleworth lot?

    They were prepared for the bad weather though - both had waterproof jackets on (but no pants)...

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    Re: Courting on the fells

    Well me and Emi interupted the doggers a few months ago after hill reps on Winter Hill.

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    Lol i was running round there last night and bumped into Miley Cyrus.
    Sorry i didnt say hi Jan. But it was claggy and i was quite wet .
    I always carry full body cover and im glad to see Miley does also
    Drink more beer for you are a long time dead!

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    Re: Courting on the fells

    Quote Originally Posted by jodg View Post
    Didn't recognise them if that's what you mean. Unless it was one of the Saddleworth lot?

    They were prepared for the bad weather though - both had waterproof jackets on (but no pants)...
    Saddleworth. Run on the fell you must be joking.
    Nah more of a social club
    Drink more beer for you are a long time dead!

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    Re: Courting on the fells

    Quote Originally Posted by Al Fowler View Post
    Well me and Emi interupted the doggers a few months ago after hill reps on Winter Hill.
    I'm surprised they still had the energy
    No longer "resting"

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    Re: Courting on the fells

    No one's ever caught me courting on the fells, i am a master of camouflage
    Hills and Guinness!

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