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    Wink Courting on the fells

    Whilst out last night in the Chew Valley I came across a "courting couple" who were, ahem, very intimate. Bizarrely enough, they were lying in the tussocks about half way up the climb to Whimberry, near Ramsden Clough.

    Keep in mind the conditions (driving showers every 10mins and gusting wind) which you would have thought would have been a "passion killer"; it was bloomin' nippy out in shorts let alone thinking about getting up to any hanky panky. Still, they seemed happy enough.

    Anybody else caught a couple unawares?

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    Re: Courting on the fells

    I happened on a large redhead ' giving head' to a guy on the Rossendale 'Round the Hills' route once.........he was a bit of an old codger and I was tempted to ask how much she was charging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by john doe View Post
    I happened on a large redhead ' giving head' to a guy on the Rossendale 'Round the Hills' route once.........he was a bit of an old codger and I was tempted to ask how much she was charging.
    Twasn't Disco Stan or Cantona was it perchance?

    A good friend of mine claimed that he saw a guy giving a girl a bum job while doing hill reps at an local beauty spot in my homeland.....the couple had no shame and continued

    I once nearly got frisky on the hills with my wife but a sense of indecency got the hold of me and we just took pictures sitting on the stile.
    Last edited by FellMonster; 04-09-2009 at 06:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FellMonster View Post
    ... he saw a guy giving a girl a bum job while doing hill reps ...
    Last edited by Rudolph Hooker; 05-09-2009 at 06:26 AM.

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    Re: Courting on the fells

    I believe that YDT and his team-mate, when running in the Old County Tops one year, leapt over a stile to find their way barred by a "courting couple". Obviously this couple had not checked the FRA Calendar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FellMonster View Post
    Twasn't Disco Stan or Cantona was it perchance?

    A good friend of mine claimed that he saw a guy giving a girl a bum job while doing hill reps at an local beauty spot in my homeland.....the couple had no shame and continued

    I once nearly got frisky on the hills with my wife but a sense of indecency got the hold of me and we just took pictures sitting on the stile.
    Interesting, so that was your calender i saw in Ann Summers!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NirvanaBliss View Post
    Interesting, so that was your calender i saw in Ann Summers!!!
    May well have been

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    Re: Courting on the fells

    Quote Originally Posted by FellMonster View Post
    Twasn't Disco Stan or Cantona was it perchance?

    A good friend of mine claimed that he saw a guy giving a girl a bum job while doing hill reps at an local beauty spot in my homeland.....the couple had no shame and continued

    I once nearly got frisky on the hills with my wife but a sense of indecency got the hold of me and we just took pictures sitting on the stile.
    It was a brunette actually jealous boy, looked a bit like your missus

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    Quote Originally Posted by CANTONA View Post
    It was a brunette actually jealous boy, looked a bit like your missus
    Dogger!

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    Re: Courting on the fells

    Quote Originally Posted by jodg View Post
    Whilst out last night in the Chew Valley I came across a "courting couple" who were, ahem, very intimate. Bizarrely enough, they were lying in the tussocks about half way up the climb to Whimberry, near Ramsden Clough.

    Keep in mind the conditions (driving showers every 10mins and gusting wind) which you would have thought would have been a "passion killer"; it was bloomin' nippy out in shorts let alone thinking about getting up to any hanky panky. Still, they seemed happy enough.
    :
    Did he have a Borrowdale vest on?
    It wasnt that little fella Mr.......... was it?

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