Just say that all the women in your life are up to date with their smears please and if not that you've sent them off to have it done immediately. Ultimately that's why this post is here; to try and make people see that the smear is no optional thing, it really must be done. I have no symptoms at all. I'd be oblivious but for the test.
I think things are moving on all the time. I've been told I won't be able to drive for 4 weeks, will be fairly well healed within 6 and should be properly recovered in about three months. I'll be in hospital for 24 hours only and yes, I won't be able to lift a kettle to start with. Obviously that's just guidance as everyone heals at different rates but the promise of a short score Omm fills me with hope.
I was longing for a dreamy summer of running, wild camping, wild swimming, bird watching and bbq's. I suspect those plans are just that now dreams! Ho hum!